I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet
Change of plan–, she called to Jonah. Can you drop us off in Rome?Yo, am I a movie star or a taxi service? Jonah grumbled from the depths of the script pile.Technically, your neither, Hamilton puffed,...
Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.
Which was still pretty ill.
No fair! Those guys ripped off what we rightfully stole!
They don't have regular time at school, you know. They have periods. All of a sudden an alarm goes off and you're supposed to drop what you're doing and rush off to a different room with a different t...
Zits.
Your pants didn't get smaller, Mommy, I assured her. Your butt got bigger.
The greatest gift you can give anyone is high expectations.
That Mesozoic mama's boy wouldn't have lasted five seconds in the Cretaceous period.
Risks aren’t risks when the consequences are no worse than your regular life.
Here's some more stuff we're going to need.1 pair coveralls1 extension ladder (30 foot)1 glass cutter1 artist's portfolio (large)1 water pistol1 bottle india ink1 portable trampoline (collapsible)1 bi...
Art theft gave a guy an appetite.
And then the cold muzzle of a dart gun at the back of her neck erased all other brain activity.
All-Time
But here, two thousand miles from home, there was a real shipwreck, a real hope. A choice big enough to change our lives forever.
The knoll
I’m supposed to talk some sense into you, she told me. But what I really want to say is congratulations. You did the right thing. The police don’t think so. Typical, she clucked. Getting hung up on th...
If it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, it’s probably a duck.
He watched in awe as she stacked up an enormous armload of music. There, she finished, slapping Frank Zappa's Greatest Hits on top of the pile. That should do for a start. You are a music lover, said...