It is always best when discussing serious matters to do so around a teapot.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
If we could get your subconscious mind to agree with your conscious mind about being happy, that's when your positive thoughts work.
Real power, is the power that empowers without corruption
There's no beauty without difference and diversity. Love unconditionally.
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
Those that dare not to dream big are cowards, for they fear to expose the already great potentials embedded inside of them.
I consider my mom and all my sisters my friends.