Under the sea, the merman feast on starfish soup and all the serving men are crabs.
A homely face does not guarantee a homely character. Appearance is the body, character is the spirit, and the soul bears the most vital qualities.
The warrior's nobility is like a prostitute's smile, the truth of which is self-interest.
Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
The single greatest cause of happiness is gratitude.
Yesterday i was clever so i took the glory for me. Today HE makes me wise so i give the glory to HIM.
If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost.
To create well I have to be in a good mood, happy and cool.