The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperance, is a convoluted conspiracy theory involving the Russian Mafia and a crack team of plastic surgeon...
Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had somehow got it into their heads that each fairy lugged around a p...
Tell me,’ Artemis said, his voice still weak. ‘How do I know you?’ And so Holly began her story: ‘It all started in Ho Chi Minh City one summer. It was sweltering by anyone’s standards. Needless to sa...
Some instruments seemed like they were held together with duct tape and prayers. Everything looked out of date.
Sie haben diesen Mistkerl genau da erwischt, wo es wehtut: bei seinem Ehrgeiz.
Relax, Mr. Diggums. Have another nettle beer, or some spring water. The commander took two bottles from the cooler and offered one to Mulch. Mulch studied the label. Derrier? No thanks. You know how t...
Other men look up and down, left and right, he said. But men like us are different. We are visionaries.
One: listen to your commander—he is always right. Two: ignore all hunches, unless suggested by your commander, who is always right. Three: if in doubt, call your commander. The one who is always right...
Nee,' zei ze, 'ik zal hem niet missen.'Maar haar ogen vertelden een heel ander verhaal.
Most craft give a nod, however brief and unfriendly, towards beauty. Vogon ships did not nod towards beauty. They pulled on ski masks and mugged beauty in a dark alley They spat in the eye of beauty a...
Miss Paradizo, he said gently. Minerva. Listen to me for a few moments—you will feel the truth of what I say.Minerva tutted. Why is that? Because we're connected?Actually, we are. We are similar peopl...
Juliet klapte in haar handen. 'Heb jij eigenlijk ooit wel eens een bevel opgevolgd?''Het was een soort non-bevel en ik volg trouwens alleen bevelen op als ze redelijk zijn.' - Holly
Hey, if you can't remember, don't worry about it. I'm having a few memory problems myself in this place. Little things like how long I've been here, what my purpose in life is, which feet to put my sh...
Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.
Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and it is ignored.
Er setzte seine finsterste Miene auf. Böse, sagte er sich, böse, aber hoch intelligent. Und entschlossen, vergiss die Entschlossenheit nicht. [...] Er öffnete die Tür.»Guten Abend«, grüßte er, ganz de...
Doubts assuaged, Butler returned to his copy of Guns and Ammo, leaving his employer to unravel the secrets of the universe.
Deacon laughs. ‘People like you and me, Dan, trouble sniffs us out. Maybe you can hide out for a while, maybe even a few years, but eventually someone needs to be saved or someone needs to be killed.
D'Arvit!
Confidence is ignorance, advised the centaur. If you’re feeling cocky, it’s because there’s something you don’t know.