Emo Philips Quote

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

Emo Philips

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

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About Emo Philips

Philip Soltanec (born February 7, 1956), also known publicly as Emo Philips is an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer and producer. His stand-up comedy persona makes use of paraprosdokians spoken in a wandering falsetto tone of voice. The confused, childlike delivery of his material produces the intended comic timing in a manner invoking the "wisdom of children" or the idiot savant.