“ Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a dick isn’t against the law in any country. Elle Lothlorien
“ Oh, yeah, that goatee is really unattractive. That definitely belongs on a much fatter man. Elle Lothlorien
“ Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when ‘Land Down Under’ plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner in America. Elle Lothlorien
“ I look around briefly at the other players like I always do before a game. Other than Queenie, Bill, and Talon, I don’t know any of them (and I don’t care enough about them to know them). But if there… Elle Lothlorien
“ Just keep it simple, Alice Faye. Remember how you taught yourself. Nothing’s different just because you’re on a yacht, or wearing a fancy dress. Or because you appear to have dropped acid and are now… Elle Lothlorien
“ My help—it’s not a light switch you can turn on and off. My help starts right now, and after this point you don’t get to tell me that you don’t want it anymore. Understand? You had a chance to walk aw… Elle Lothlorien
“ Oh, Alice, you haven’t even had a taste of my romantic streak yet. And when the time’s right I don’t think I’ll have to ‘try’ to have my way with you. I just WILL. Elle Lothlorien
“ The words ‘drink me’ come to mind. Anyone besides me up for some heavy alcohol consumption? Elle Lothlorien
“ Right, 'the Queen of Hearts.' Sounds to me like you’re just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby. Elle Lothlorien
“ Wait, and you had to ask him if Faye’s in danger? IF? Okay, first of all, I’m just going to admit that I didn’t know Japan had a Mafia, but I also didn’t know they got a Disney World. If someone gets… Elle Lothlorien
“ And just so you know—that winter forest we walked into first? That was from Through the Looking Glass too. Hey, if you’re going to saddle me with the blame for your overconsumption, at least get the b… Elle Lothlorien
“ Enjoy your little run because there’s no way you get off this boat without her trying to slice your Achilles in half. Elle Lothlorien
“ Turns out making a dramatic exit is a lot harder when you have to stand there and wait another twenty minutes for a boat to dock. Elle Lothlorien
“ Well, you played me, Rabbit. You played me, and it worked, and I’m not the kind of person to make the same mistake twice. Your whole life is a game, but you know what? I already have a life. Poker’s n… Elle Lothlorien
“ Faye, if you got eaten by another shark, would you please at least have the decency to say so? My time is kind of limited, if you know what I’m sayin’. Elle Lothlorien
“ As you know, the International Poker Tour, by its own admission, knows very little about poker games, one of which ended tragically last week when an IPT-sanctioned tournament aboard a yacht in Austra… Elle Lothlorien
