A good friend is someone you can count on. No matter what.
There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.
Be the girl you want your daughter to be. Be the girl you want your son to date. Be classy, be smart, be real, but most importantly be nice.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
I don't have a lot of patience for stories in which women are rescued by men.
Forgiveness requires a sense that bad behaviour is a sign of suffering rather than malice.
Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
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