“ The Internet has made me very casual with a level of omniscience that was unthinkable a decade ago. I now wonder if God gets bored knowing the answer to everything. Douglas Coupland
“ TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. Douglas Coupland
“ Speaking of the information superhighway, we have all given each other official permission to administer a beating to whoever uses that accursed term. We're so sick of it! Douglas Coupland
“ Sometimes it feels as if everything in life is justsomething we haul into the grave. Douglas Coupland
“ Sometimes I think the people to feel the saddest for are people who are unable to connect with the profound—people such as my boring brother-in-law, a hearty type so concerned with normality and fitti… Douglas Coupland
“ Our curse as humans is that we are trapped in time; our curse is that we are forced to interpret life as a sequence of events - a story - and when we can't figure out what our particular story is, we… Douglas Coupland
“ I wonder that all things seem to be from hell these days: dates, jobs, parties, weather…Could the situation be that we no longer believe in that particular place? Or maybe we were all promised heaving… Douglas Coupland
“ I cautiously parked in front of the craft store, went inside and found the glue gun, which, back home, would cost $12.99. There in Arizona it was $1.29, which is to say, it was basically free, and at… Douglas Coupland
“ Claire put scientifically enhanced popcorn in the microwave oven. I never feel like I'm putting food in one of these things, she then says, entering with beeps, the time-set into the LED. It feels mor… Douglas Coupland
“ As the expression goes, we spend our youth attaining wealth, and our wealth attaining youth. Douglas Coupland
“ As I'm never going to be old, I'm glad that I never lost my sense of wonder about the world, although I have a hunch it would have happened pretty soon. I loved the world, its beauty and bigness as we… Douglas Coupland
“ Anna-Louise leans over and whispers in my ear. This is so surreal, she says, I think I'm turning into a melting clock. Douglas Coupland
“ And when you do find this letter, you know what? Something extraordinary will happen. It will be like a reverse solar eclipse - the sun will start shining down in the middle of the night, imagine that… Douglas Coupland
“ Marshall alone his room with a comically tall stack of books, methodically absorbing their contents as though they were drugs... Douglas Coupland
“ Мы делаем своих чад калеками на всю жизнь, умалчивая об одиночестве в его оттенках, полутонах и подоплеках. А вот когда бахнет по башке (обычно после того, как мы вылетаем из родного гнездышка), мы и… Douglas Coupland
