I hadn't spent so much time in bemused contemplation of a penis since I was sixteen or so, and here I was, preoccupied with three of the things.
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.
I am wealth, prosperity, and abundance. God multiplies this and I give thanks I AM receiving more and more money everyday.
The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.
Yeah, I get to fight in 'Eclipse.' My trainer is teaching me MMA right now. So. Cool.
Gratitude turns disappointment into lessons learned, discoveries made, alternatives explored, and new plans set in motion.
Stand out tall amidst challenges! Dwarf all irrelevant voices.
Do not avert your eyes.It is important that you see this.It is important that you feelthis.
By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.
It's a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack.
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.