DBC Pierre Quotes

We will all be destroyed whether we like it or not. I say let's like it.

I sense a learning: that much dumber people than you end up in charge. Look at the way things are. I'm no fucken genius or anything, but thesespazzos are in charge of my every twitch. What I'm startin...

This is a neighborhood where underwear sags low. For instance, ole Mr Deutschman lives up here, who used to be upstanding and decent.

For all the sirens, game-show buzzers, and drum-rolls of life, it is the nature of men to die quietly.

School never teaches you about this mangled human slime, it slays me. You spend all your time learning the capital of Surinam while these retards carve their initials in your back.

The problem with learning the truth about things is that you lose the confidence that comes from being dumb.

My balls crawl up my throat.

Უეცარი დასირების პოტენციური შესაძლებლობა, ოცნების ახდენის შემთხვევაში, პირდაპირპროპორციულია იმ დროისა, რომელიც ოცნების აგებაზე წაგივიდა. უდპშ = ოად. რაც იმას ნიშნავს, რო ყოველ წუთს შეიძლება ყველაფერი...

Რო­გორ გინ­და, სი­სუფ­თა­ვე­ზე იფიქ­რო, რო­ცა თა­ვი­დან ფეხებამდე ქაქ­ში ხარ ამოს­ვრი­ლი?!

God knows I tried my best to learn the ways of this world, even had inklings we could be glorious; but after all that's happened, the inkles ain't easy anymore. I mean - what kind of fucken life is th...

Imagine the spirit as a mansion. You’ll guess we don’t use many rooms. Apart from a few moments in childhood we don’t dance around it in sunlight. But there’s a traffic of things in and out, and what...

Lord’. I help the pastor unload the car and carry stuff to a cake stand right next to the train tracks. He installs me there, as caretaker of the cake stand, and – get this – I have to wear a fucken c...

Son of a stadium full of bitches.

Ზოგჯერ საზოგადოებრივ აზრს უფრო მეტი გავლენა აქვს, ვიდრე შენ გგონია. ხალხს სამართლიანობის ზეიმის დანახვა სწყურია და მაგის არდანახვა არ შეიძლება. ჰოდა, მეც გეუბნები: მიეცი ხალხს ის, რაც სწყურია და რასაც...

A sob pops in my throat. I choke it, and look around for a harmless visual distraction, but all I see is a stocky young woman with a baby, a few seats up. The baby is pulling the woman's hair, and she...

This would never happen to Van Damme. Heroes never shit. They only fuck and kill.

Where TV lets you down, I’m discovering, is by not convincing you how things really work in the world. Like, do buses stop anywhere along the road, to pick up any kind of asshole, or do you have to be...

Უკ­ვე ისე ვარ ამოს­ვრი­ლი, რო ქა­ქის ჩა­მო­ფერ­თხვას აზ­რი ეკარგება. ერ­თი რა­მ კი მინ­და გით­ხრათ, ქაქ­ში რაც უფ­რო ღრმად შეტო­პავ, მით უფრო ნაკ­ლე­ბად ამ­ჩნევ, რო ქაქ­ში ხარ. მა­ინც რა სის­ტე­მაა ეს...

I help the pastor unload the car and carry stuff to a cake stand right next to the train tracks. He installs me there, as caretaker of the cake stand, and – get this – I have to wear a fucken choir go...

If I was president of the Slime Committee, I'd make it easier to come clean about shit. If coming clean is what you're supposed to do, then it should be made more fucken accessible, I say.