Where there's Hilo, oh, there's blissweed.
A Titus Andronicus catalog of threats beat at the door. They haunt my nightmares still.
A clock with no hands. Freedom! is the fatuous jingle of our civilization, but only those deprived of it have the barest inkling re: what the stuff actually is. A
A rocker rose like Poseidon and flexed his knuckles.
And if you’d swap your metalife for a bone clock’s snatched, wasted, tawdry handful of decades!
Are you what you believe yourself to be?
As Boris Johnson has pointed out, it’s now an offence to swear at a police officer. So should you incur a public-spirited 50,000-volt warning shot – perhaps for brandishing your pension book in an agg...
Astronomers at the University of Bullshitshire have just found new evidence that, yes, teenagers really are the center of the universe.’
Ayrs let long moments fall away. ‘You’re young, Frobisher, you’re rich, you’ve got a brain, and by all accounts you’re not wholly repugnant. I’m not sure why you stay on here.’……Couldn’t say if Ayrs f...
Because her laughter spurts through a blowhole in the top of her head and sprays all over the morning.
Bitch is a stingless insult these days - it hurts like, I don't know, a celery-stabbing.
But an ink brush, she thinks, is a skeleton key for a prisoner’s mind.
But no, we cross, crisscross, and recross our old tracks like figure skaters.
Clark Kent gives up his powers just to have sexual intercourse with Lois Lane in a glittery bed. Who’d make such a stupid swap? If you could fly? Deflect nuclear missiles into space? Turn back time by...
Commander Aronsson of the Icelandic Marines, that ship is the ICGV Sjálfstæði. The officer’s voice has a military crispness, and when he turns to his left, the bulletproof visor reflects the low sun....
Dermot found me; bad news inexorably does. Let me reiterate, bumping into Pope Pius XIII would have surprised me less. In fact, His Infallibility would have blended in better
Dr. Upward was one of those Academy Award-winning Asses of Arrogance you find in educational administration, law or medicine.
Essex raised its ugly head. When i was a scholarship boy at the local grammar, son of a city-hall toiler on the make, this country was synonymous with liberty, success, and Cambridge. Now look at it....
European music is passionately savage, broken by long silences.
Eva knows I'm terra incognita and explores me unhurriedly, like you did. Because she's lean as a boy. Because her scent is almonds, meadow grass. Because if I smile at her ambition to be an Egyptologi...
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