Now and then goldfish splish and gleam, like new pennies dropped in water.
Women who love themselves are threatening; but men who love real women, more so.
Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.
Be the girl you want your daughter to be. Be the girl you want your son to date. Be classy, be smart, be real, but most importantly be nice.
It is wise to buy acquaintances, but foolish to buy friends.
The missing link between humans and apes? It's certainly those brutes who haven't yet learned to respect privacy.
Indeed, the acknowledgement of God is not synonymous with religion.
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...
Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.
We demand privacy, yet we glorify those that break into computers.
Every corner and room of a house will carry memories, make these the most pleasurable times you shared with your family.