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Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.

Dan Bennett

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.

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About Dan Bennett

Dan Bennett is an American comedian and juggler who has been on numerous TV shows as well as in TV commercials in the U.S. He currently resides in Arizona and performs Corporate Entertainment for clients such as McDonald's, Coca-Cola, Novell, Quaker Oats, and Nu Skin. He specializes in a focused mix of physical comedy that is applied to the business terms and problems of his corporate clients. Dan Bennett has a doctorate in Mathematics and was a calculus instructor for a time.