Drove his new customized Tesla
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
At his best, man is the noblest of all animals separated from law and justice he is the worst.
They took one look at me,And hated my black face.They took one look at me,And decided on my fate.They took one look at me,And forced an unknown fear.They took one look at me,And caused the shed of tea...
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
People that have a police car behind them pulling them over should put on their hazard lights and continue slowly driving to the nearest densely populated public place, such as a supermarket or shoppi...
Options abound world over, Options to choose from and be the best.
Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...
You can't always expect people to apply your wisdom when they didn't use wisdom before they found themselves knee deep in their version of justice.
I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don't think I'm very cool.
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.