“ Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action. What a paradox. You don't feel a thing, but you can fuck for hours. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Give me lust, baby.Flash.Give me malice.Flash.Give me detached existentialist ennui.Flash.Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.Flash. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Girls get their boobs and forget they were ever so gutsy and smart. Boys, too, can display their own brand of clever and funny behavior, but let them get that first erection and they go complete moron… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Get out of here, and do your little life, but remember I’m watching you, Raymond Hessel, and I’d rather kill you than see you working a shit job for just enough money to buy cheese and watch televisio… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Generations have been working in jobs they hate, just so they can buy what they don't really need. Chuck Palahniuk
“ For most of human history, Leonard says, people have perceived of Hell as a sort of inpatient clinic where we go to kick our addiction to life. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are pres… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Every time we burn a gallon of gas or an acre of rain forest, aren't we killing the future to preserve the present? Chuck Palahniuk
“ Es muy duro olvidar el dolor, pero es más duro todavía recordar la dulzura.La felicidad no nos deja cicatrices. Apenas aprendemos nada de la paz. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Either an ancient cursed Egyptian mummy has come back to life and is trying to kill the people next door, or they're watching a movie. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Echo Lawrence(Party Crasher): If you were going to carve a quote on his grave, his favourite saying was 'The future you have tomorrow won't be the same future you had yesterday.' Shot Dunyun(Party Cra… Chuck Palahniuk
“ During the First World War, I told her, Hitler had been a runner, delivering messages between the German trenches, and he was disgusted by seeing his fellow soldiers visit French brothels. To keep the… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Don’t ask me when because I don’t remember, but somewhere along the way I keep forgetting to commit suicide. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Don't do what you want. Do what you don't want. Do what you're trained not to want. Do the things that scare you the most. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Do you realize that anything you can do in your lifetime will be meaningless a hundred years from now? she says. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Disperse your menacing armies! And relinguish your delicious stores of Nestle Crunch bars. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Deliver me from Swedish furniture. Deliver me from clever art. May I never be complete. May I never be content. May I never be perfect. Chuck Palahniuk
