Chuck Palahniuk Quotes

I still love him so much I'll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I'll do anything to destroy him.

I know this because Tyler knows this.

I just don’t want to die without a few scars, I say. It’s nothing anymore to have a beautiful stock body. You see those cars that are completely stock cherry, right out of a dealer’s showroom in 1955,...

I just didn’t want to be fixed.

I don’t want her falling in love with me as a voice on the phone while at the same time she’s try­ing to ditch me as a re­al per­son.

I don’t know who to believe, all I know is my feathers are on fire.

I don’t answer. I count in my head: five syllables, seven, five. A tiger can smile A snake will say it loves you Lies make us evil

I am trash, Tyler said. I am trash and shit and crazy to you and this whole fucking world, Tyler said to the union president. You don’t care where I live or how I feel, or what I eat or how I feed my...

I am trash and shit and crazy to you and this whole fucking world. You don't care where I live or how I feel, or what I eat or how I feed my kids or how I pay the doctor if I get sick, and yes I am st...

I am my own rakish seducer. I do serve as my own surly, brutish bounder.

I am helpless.I am stupid, and all I do is want and need things.My tiny life. My little shit job. My Swedish furniture. I never, no, never told anyone this, but before I met Tyler, I was planning to b...

I am Jack's smirking revenge.

Human beings don't cultivate ideas. On the contrary…Ideas cultivate us.

How do you live knowing your every cell and drop of blood are part of the big evil?

How can you possibly believe he really loves you? Miss Sneezy looks from the Mother to the Saint to Mr. Whittier’s hand.You have no choice, Mr. Whittier tells her. If you need to be loved.

How I met Tyler was I went to a nude beach. This was the very end of summer, and I was asleep. Tyler was naked and sweating, gritty with sand, his hair wet and stringy, hanging in his face.Tyler had b...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here are sleeping pills to swallow. You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or...

Her mom and dad are both doctors and want her to follow her dream, not turn out the way they have, no matter how much it costs them.

Give me tolerance.Flash.Give me understanding.Flash.

Getting fired, Tyler says, is the best thing that could happen to any of us.