“ Your whole life, she says, you're searching for disaster—you're auditioning disasters—so you'll be well rehearsed when the ultimate disaster finally arrives. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Your being born makes your parents God. You owe them your life, and they can control you. Then puberty makes you Satan, just because you want something better. Chuck Palahniuk
“ You'd be surprised just how fast you can close the door on your past. Learn needlepoint. Make a stained-glass lamp. Chuck Palahniuk
“ You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Why do the impulsive notions of a would-be do-gooder always translate into the ideals of the next civilization? Chuck Palahniuk
“ Why are you alone? I mean, we are all alone. Aloneness is... that´s life. It´s the quality of our aloneness that matters. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Which is worse, Hell or nothing? Only if we're caught and punished can we be saved. Chuck Palahniuk
“ When you just cannot stop working. When completing this one project is all you can imagine. Chuck Palahniuk
“ When you get famous, dinner isn’t food anymore; it’s twenty ounces of protein, ten ounces of carbohydrates, salt-free, fat-free, sugar-free fuel. This is a meal every two hours, six times a day. Eatin… Chuck Palahniuk
“ When you can just crumble up and throw your past in the trash can, then we'll figure out who you're going to be. Chuck Palahniuk
“ When the two of you talked, you were building something, and afterward you were both different than before. Chuck Palahniuk
“ When both of you are beautiful, neither of you is beautiful. Together, as a couple, you’re less than the sum of your parts. Chuck Palahniuk
“ We're all trapped. It's always 1734. All of us, we're stuck in the same time capsule, the same as those television shows where the same people are marooned on the same desert island for thirty seasons… Chuck Palahniuk
