A guy's calling to say he's failing algebra II.Just as a point of practice, I say, Kill yourself.A woman calls and says her kids won't behave.Without missing a beat, I tell her, Kill yourself.A man ca...
The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close up.
Ideas come at any moment -- except when you demand them. Most ideas come while I'm physically active, at the gym, with friends, gardening, so I always carry pen and paper.My first draft is always writ...
سر البقاء على القمة هو ألا تمثل مصدر تهديد،أن تكون لا شئ،مساحة فارغة يملأها الناس حسب هواهم،أن تكون مرآة.
İnsan sevdiklerini öldürür diye bir söz vardır ya; aslında bakın insanı öldüren de hep sevdiğidir.
Your folks are like God because you want to know they’re out there and you want them to approve of your life, still you only call them when you’re in crisis and need something.
Recognition skills. Your subconscious. Your left brain is a scientist. Your right brain is an artist. People live their lives out of the left half of their brains. It's only when someone is in extreme...
Everybody thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation.
Because the rubber, too, is bulletproof. And so relentless is the wind that it rakes the street, pushing along this burden of crippled vermin, trundling this tide of suffering always in the wake of th...
And i can't stand the idea of being alone.i can't bear the thought of being free.
You’re training a new employee,' says Mrs. Clark, 'to take over your boring old job.' When you raise a child.
Your every emotion goes right over the top with a big audience. It's either laughter or tears, with no in-between. Those tigers in zoos, they must have a big opera all the time.
You're not getting this back you know. Consider it an asshole tax.
You'd be surprised just how fast you can close the door on your past. Learn needlepoint. Make a stained-glass lamp.
You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.
You know how they say you only hurt the ones you love? Well, it works both ways.
You gain power by pretending to be weak. By contrast, you make people feel strong. You save people by letting them save you.
You gain power by pretending to be weak. By contrast, you make people feel so strong. You save people by letting them save you.All you have to do is be fragile and grateful. So stay the underdog.Peopl...
You always kill the one you love.
Why are you alone? I mean, we are all alone. Aloneness is... that´s life. It´s the quality of our aloneness that matters.