“ We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. Chuck Palahniuk
“ We all have this moment, when your folks first see you as someone not growing up to be them. Chuck Palahniuk
“ We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Walter from Microsoft catches my eye. Here's a young guy with perfect teeth and clear skin and the kind of job you bother to write the alumni magazine about getting. You know he was too young to fight… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Valley of the Dogs. Where even if they don't kill you, if someone loves you enough to take you home, they still castrate you. Chuck Palahniuk
“ This is the worst problem with living history museums. They always leave the best parts out. Like typhus. And opium. And scarlet letters. Shunning. Witch-burning. Chuck Palahniuk
“ These days, people aren't going to fill stadiums to get preached at by somebody who isn't beautiful. Chuck Palahniuk
“ There's an age where a woman has to move on to another kind of power. Money, for example. Or a gun. Chuck Palahniuk
“ The newspaper warns us about terrorist anthrax bombs and virulent new strains of meningitis, and the only comfort newspapers can offer is a coupon for 20 cents off on underarm deodorant. Chuck Palahniuk
“ The moment the world declares a person to be immortal, at that moment the person will strive to prove the world wrong Chuck Palahniuk
“ The big reason why folks leave a small town, Rant used to say, is so they can moon over the idea of going back. And the reason they stay put is so they can moon about getting out. Chuck Palahniuk
“ Skin, bones, blood and organs transplant from person to person. Even what’s inside you already, the colonies of microbes and bugs that eat your food for you, without them you’d die. Nothing of you is… Chuck Palahniuk
“ Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a Barbie doll, a vacuum cleaner. We're all such products. Chuck Palahniuk
