“ You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. Chuck Palahniuk
“ You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. Chuck Palahniuk
“ When you're thinking about the rest of your life, you're never really thinking more than a couple years down the road. Chuck Palahniuk
“ The reason boys desire so desperately to kiss girls is because, with each kiss, the activity makes the boy’s wanger grow larger. The more girls a boy can kiss, the larger a wanger he’ll eventually pos… Chuck Palahniuk
“ The magic of sex is it's acquisition without the burden of possession. No matter how many women you take home, there's never a storage problem. Chuck Palahniuk
“ The first week I was here, a girl got canned for humming an Erasure song while she was churning butter. It's like, yeah, Erasure is historic, but not historic enough. Chuck Palahniuk
