I would paint more farms, said Toulouse-Lautrec, but they always put them so far from the bar.
It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
Before you call yourself a Christian, Buddhist, Muslim, Hindu or any other theology, learn to be human first.
Our lives sometimes depend on computers performing as predicted.
The cross has become a symbol in much of the Western world, misused by many rock stars and others who do not comprehend its significance.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Why fear death? It is the most beautiful adventure in life.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.