Hot beef in the name of peace.
Lily, Mom said, we need to talk.I don't think I'm ruining the surprise by pointing out that nothing good happens when someone starts a speech like that.
Now that, my friends, is what we vampires call a good exit.
Morgan and Catcher said their manly hellos - consisting of a symbolic head bob from Catcher (of the You're in my lair now variety) and a responding nod from Morgan (of the You are clearly the king of...
The assholes took their toll. Assholes often do. That’s a Billboard Top Forty song waiting to happen. Sung to the tune of ‘There’ll Be Sad Songs,’ I suggested, then offered up a lyric. ‘There’ll be as...
The thumbs have been pricked, at least proverbially.
The world isn’t perfect, and some days it wears you down. You can either accept that, and face it, and be a help to others instead of a hindrance. Or you can decide the rules are too tough and they sh...
Was this for real? Were these two magically oriented, problem-fixing, ass-kicking guys talking about what their kids would look like?
Me quedé sola, alegre por su afecto. El amor florecía como el amaranto, pensé, encontrando un nuevo lugar donde ser plantado, mientras otro era llevado lejos.
You cannot seriously think you’re going to fight this guy. He could kick your ass with one arm tied behind his back, much less with all his voluminous vampire powers. He’s probably stronger than you,...
Well, I began,I've been roped into shenanigans.Without preface, Catcher muttered a curse ,then leaned over slipped his wallet from his jeans, and pulled out a twenty-dollar bill, which he handed to M...
There is nothing we want quite as much as the thing we know we can’t have.
You got shot? A couple of times, as it turns out. They aren’t lying about the immortality thing.
There is no torture so sweet, no punishment so sublime, as the couple’s wedding shower.
Hey, better than the real thing, I said. What do you even do with a chimera?What wouldn’t you do with a chimera? Jeff asked. They’re like the Swiss Army knife of animals.Party in the front, business i...
Because we fear a zombie apocalypse? And we hope they’re color-blind?
So that you don't forget the world isn't black or white, he said. It's grey and someone tells you otherwise, they're lying.
Vampires were hardly the monsters we were made out to be in fairy tales and television shows. We were hardly different from humans, but for the genetic mutation, fangs, silvering eyes, and periodic pe...
I never start trouble, I assured him. It just usually seemed to pop up in my vicinity.
She grinned. Sexy anime.Luc flicked away a fake tear. Our baby girl is growing up... and she's growing up weird.
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