Charles Stross Quote

I can get you a cheaper ticket if you let me amputate your legs: I can even take your thighs as a deposit, said the travel agent. He was clearly trying hard to be helpful: It’s not as if you’ll need them where you’re going, is it? Is it possible to find a better price by booking me on a different routing? I asked. I’m very attached to my limbs. (Quaint and old-fashioned, that’s me.)

Charles Stross

I can get you a cheaper ticket if you let me amputate your legs: I can even take your thighs as a deposit, said the travel agent. He was clearly trying hard to be helpful: It’s not as if you’ll need them where you’re going, is it? Is it possible to find a better price by booking me on a different routing? I asked. I’m very attached to my limbs. (Quaint and old-fashioned, that’s me.)

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