I’ve had so much coffee I’m on the ceiling.
Focus your attention on the quality of your words, and not the quantity, because few sensible talks attracts millions of listeners more than a thousand gibberish.
Glory of the world makes life meaningless. Glory of God fulfills it.
The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression.
I have found so much beauty in the dark,as I have found a lot of horror in the light.
The eagle only knows how high it can fly when it spreads its wings.
Don't mistake activity with achievement.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
An army of sheep led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by a sheep.
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...
I want to put a ding in the universe.