My finely tuned social weather vane is detecting a hint.
Kendra, nice to meet you, may you find less happiness than you deserve. Dale, you are as mute as your brother, and nearly as pale. Seth, please have another mishap soon. Stan, you lack the wit of an o...
Imagination can take you Places....READ
I guess Smart Seth is glad, he said reluctantly. But be careful. Idiot Seth is the guy to watch out for.
Excruciating agony makes me cranky.
Everyone should get to clobber a princess at least once, Jason said.
After a great loss, after a difficult victory, after suffering extreme trauma, she wished she could have some time to hibernate. Not two days. Two years. Some serious time to pull herself together. Wh...
Your attempt was valiant, but the fight was unfair. He was a seasoned warrior, fully armored. You were a lad with a short sword. You have a brave heart. That can be more important than size or strengt...
The man unwilling to brave the test has already shown himself to be much more craven than the man who fails.
And are paying a heavy price for losing.
You just rode a flying camel through a sky full of ghosts, Seth said.
You don't get it? He poisonded me! He poisonded me, and you're next. I'm going to die. We're all going to die. -Seth
Will you ever own up to
What’s the dog called?' Jason asked. 'Feraclestinius Androbrelium Pathershin the Seventh.'‘No, I meant his entire name.’‘To abbreviate, I call him Feracles.
Try as we might to postpone them, days of reckoning inevitably arrive.
There came a brisk knock on the door that internally connected the two rooms. Seth hustled over. What’s the password? Passwords are for sissies, Warren’s muffled voice responded. Works for me, Seth sa...
The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs.
The comforts of life as a fugitive, Drake sighed. Stumbling about in the dark without mounts.
The baby dove into the room, transforming grotesquely as it landed on the floorin a deft sumersault
Seth, I’m about to lose it. Enough about going after the artifact. It’s crazy. Can’t you tell when an idea is doomed? Are you programmed to self-destruct?