No matter how hard I try, there's a cynical corner of my mind where everything is an act. People are game pieces. Information is currency.
Any day above ground is a good day. Before you complain about anything, be thankful for your life and the things that are still going well.
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
How is it possible that suffering that is neither my own nor of my concern should immediately affect me as though it were my own, and with such force that is moves me to action?
Self-talk reflects your innermost feelings.
Your smile and your laughter lit my whole world.
When I was in school I read a lot of comic books and pretend I was in them and kids would tease me and call me names. But now I do the same things and people say that I'm artistic and cool and I'm doi...
The single greatest cause of happiness is gratitude.
More than any other attribute of Jesus, his humility is the key to a healthy marriage. If two people make it their goal to imitate the humility of Christ, everything else will take care of itself.