I guess Smart Seth is glad, he said reluctantly. But be careful. Idiot Seth is the guy to watch out for.
Why fear death? It is the most beautiful adventure in life.
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
You cannot change the past, but you can make a difference now
People look at me and see a calm, cool guy on the sidelines and I want them to know that my Christian faith affects my coaching and everything I do.
Why wait to forgive and let go only after you have sufficiently wallowed in your despair? Why not forgive and let go now?
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.