Bob Spitz Quote

On the endive show, she offered a Yogi Berra-style malaprop: Now don't wash endive-that is, unless it's dirty. And during an episode of forgetfulness: I did not have my glasses on when I was thinking. Once, she sorted through a jungle of seaweed in search of a twenty-pound lobster lurking in its folds; another time, she lifted the veil over a platter hunting for the big, bad artichoke lying furtively underneath.

Bob Spitz

On the endive show, she offered a Yogi Berra-style malaprop: Now don't wash endive-that is, unless it's dirty. And during an episode of forgetfulness: I did not have my glasses on when I was thinking. Once, she sorted through a jungle of seaweed in search of a twenty-pound lobster lurking in its folds; another time, she lifted the veil over a platter hunting for the big, bad artichoke lying furtively underneath.

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