I’m a special agent with the United States Secret Service. You mean those guys who guard the president? That’s only one of our duties.
Your dreams and your imagination are the keys to ART so capture all of yours in this notebook.....
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
How to win in life:1 work hard 2 complain less 3 listen more 4 try, learn, grow5 don't let people tell you it cant be done6 make no excuses
A homely face does not guarantee a homely character. Appearance is the body, character is the spirit, and the soul bears the most vital qualities.
Altitude sickness, unregulated drugs and medical gas enabled workers to become drug abusers/addicts
Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.
It is childish to eat primarily or only to please your tongue.
Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
Indeed, the acknowledgement of God is not synonymous with religion.