Sounding surprised. That’d make a nice hostess gift.
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
I want to put a ding in the universe.
It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.
The benefits of forgiveness are limitless.
The highway of grace will get you somewhere a whole lot faster then the freeway of spite.
There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
Living life without a goal is like sailing the sea without a compass.
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
Kids are absolutely starved for positive adult contact.