“ Amanda, you finally decided to answer the phone, her mom exclaimed after picking up at the first ring. Where’ve you been, what’ve you been up to?Mom, do you remember when I was a kid, I had a friend,… Rebecca McNutt
“ These days we have Smartphones, Smartcars, Smartboards, Smarteverything, but consider this: if technology is getting smarter, does that mean humans are getting dumber? Rebecca McNutt
“ My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom… Beth Ditto
“ The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. Doris Day
“ By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
