Anonymous Quotes

A friend is never known till a man has need.

To have a good friend is one of the highest delights of life to be a good friend is one of the noblest and most difficult undertakings.

Friendship increases in visiting friends but not in visiting them too often.

A hedge between keeps friendships green.

Love your friend with his fault.

One enemy is too many a hundred friends too few.

A real friend helps us think our best thoughts do our noblest deeds be our finest selves.

The first step is the hardest.

God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things that are mighty.

You cannot always have happiness but you can always give happiness.

Let him that would be happy for a day go to the barber for a week marry a wife for a month buy him a new horse for a year build him a new house for all his lifetime be an honest man.

Pleasure is not pleasant unless it cost dear.

I get my exercise being a pallbearer for those of my friends who believed in regular running and calisthenics.

Kindness is the ability to love people more than they deserve.

Set about doing good to somebody. Put on your hat and go and visit the sick and poor of your neighborhood inquire into their circumstances and minister to their wants. Seek out the desolate and affli...

B.I.B.L.E. = Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.

All husbands are alike but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

Being of sound mind I spent every cent I ever had.

A big advantage of being bald is that you can style your hair with a damp cloth.

Definition of a bridegroom: A man who is amazed at the outcome of what he thought was a harmless little flirtation.