For their last anniversary she gave him a set of luggage - packed.
A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust him to wash it.
Literature is a power to be possessed not a body of objects to be studied.
Little wit in the head makes much work for the feet.
It isn't our position but our disposition that makes us happy.
Happy is he that chastens himself.
The parting genius is with sighing sent.
My wife is the most wonderful woman in the world and that's not just my opinion - it's hers.
Some people tell us that there ain't no Hell But they never farmed so how can they tell?
A child prodigy is one with highly imaginative parents.
If life is a comedy to him who thinks and a tragedy to him who feels it is a victory to him who believes.
Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered. And lo no one was there.
To do my duty in that state of life unto which it shall please God to call me.
Where bad's the best bad must be the choice.
In the midst of life we are in death.
Who never caused others to die Seldom rates a statue.
The will of God will not take you where the grace of God cannot keep you.
Respectability: the offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account.
Those who go to college and never get out are called professors.
texan starting eternity: I never dreamed heaven would be so much like Texas. companion: Who said this was heaven?