Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow.
For my family to go on living the way they are living now I can't just die. I've got to die accidentally.
Some women blush when they are kissed some call for the police some swear some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.
Every time a man puts a new idea across he finds ten men who thought of it before he did - but they only thought of it.
When my wife was asked "Do you take this man for richer or poorer . . ." she answered "For richer."
Enjoy yourself. These are the "good old days" you're going to miss in the years ahead.
Happy is he that chastens himself.
His hand will be against every man and every man's hand against him.
A gentleman is man who can disagree without being disagreeable.
When good cheer is lacking our friends will be packing.
A friend is never known till a man has need.
A child prodigy is one with highly imaginative parents.
Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered. And lo no one was there.
Earth to earth ashes to ashes dust to dust in sure and certain hope of the resurrection.
If you think a lot of the comments made tonight are not funny but are immature and tasteless that's only because the sense of humor is the first thing to go.
Life begins at fifty but so does bad eyesight arthritis and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same listeners.
The age of some women is like the speedometer on a used car - you know it's set back but you don't know how far.
Trouble brings experience and experience brings wisdom.
I didn't know I'd have to be torn down before I could be built up.
Be God or let God.