We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.

A heart anchored in money will only drift away.

Human beings are not primarily thinking creatures. We are creatures driven by our loves.

If thou wilt make a man happy, add not unto his riches but take away from his desires.

We can't let the next generation grow up without heroes. Some of us have to fight on!

IF" - I lie I am going to add the best features... the peoplea around = features will be taken to build the best character, then I am going to stick on the lie. This is the thingy which helps us to ge...

we are all born educated, but we need education to be educated

If you are not willing to give a less experienced qualified professional a chance, don't complain you are charged double for a job worth half.

What if there is no such thing as other people's wrongness..... ?

If God knows the number of hairs on your head he already knew where you will go after you're dead

There really is no sense in pretending to be normal. Just be you because the moment you do, weirder things happen. Crazy comes back into fashion and every woman has to go out and find her some.

You are crazy how?? Just delete everything around you, starting from friends, bus, objects and everything delete everything leave space and delete our planet what do you see?? Yourself, there and laug...

You are really nuts, you know it? One a these days they're gonna come over and just lock you up! You aren't playing with a full deck, Eunice. I think somebody blew your pilot light out. There's more....

He's as nutty as a vegan T-bone.

In love, all kinds of love, we wait. If I can't be your dawn, I will be your sunset!

The only things known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Weedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that the...

Never congratulate a doctor for the fast recovery of a patient.

Suddenly, she doesn't want to die. She has no real reason not to, no sudden revelation, except that it's equally pointless to die as not to die. Why doesn't she die? She lives because she's meant to l...

The future will look futuristic only because we will be trying to make it look futuristic.