When I read the ghastly lines of tragedy darkly penned into my life, I turn and notice that the pen in my hand is wet.
Our lives sometimes depend on computers performing as predicted.
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
Living life without a goal is like sailing the sea without a compass.
I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone.
I Am In Love With Myself, With My Heart.
Arise, my love, let us try to set these ashes on fire again!
Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.