Bijou Hunter Quote
The chick last night marked you, he said, gesturing to my throat. Might be a stalker. You’ll want to prepare to wake up with your balls removed. Raven might cut off my balls, but not because she’s a stalker. More like she’s just in a bad mood or gassy. Tawny looked at me then shook her head. Oh, Vaughn. You’re fucked. Actually, I was and quite well. In fact, I think she bruised my hip bones. Laughing, Tawny cuddled against Judd. When’s the wedding? Once Judd started laughing, I flipped them off and looked at my menu. We’re fuck buddies. Nothing more. Judd nodded. Makes sense. A man of your stupidity couldn’t handle a relationship. Best to keep your life simple. She’s hot. That’s all I care about. She is hot, Tawny said, smiling easier now. She could probably land a rich guy with those looks. Did you just call me poor? I only mean she could get someone better than a manwhore with commitment issues. Fuck you, I said and Judd looked ready to hit me. I could commit if I wanted to. If I wasn’t expecting to die soon, I’d commit all over the fucking place. You don’t even have a pet. Who would take care of my pet when I died? If it was a cat, we’d take it in. Judd frowned. No more cats. One more wouldn’t hurt. In fact, if we have a bunch of cats, people will stop asking when we’re having a kid. Judd’s frown disappeared. Another cat wouldn’t be the end of the world. Judd’s the one who can’t commit, I muttered. He’s married and we have two cats. We’re plenty committed. You’re the one getting hickeys from a girl who likely will marry someone else in a few months. Why a few months? I don’t know. I just feel like she’ll be married in a few months. A rich guy. Are you psychic now? Yes, I’m going to open a shop and tell people their fortunes. Smiling, Judd kissed her forehead. A businesswoman. That’s sexy. Don’t even think about ditching me again so you two can fuck. You can hump each other later. Oh, we will, Tawny said, waving over the waitress.
The chick last night marked you, he said, gesturing to my throat. Might be a stalker. You’ll want to prepare to wake up with your balls removed. Raven might cut off my balls, but not because she’s a stalker. More like she’s just in a bad mood or gassy. Tawny looked at me then shook her head. Oh, Vaughn. You’re fucked. Actually, I was and quite well. In fact, I think she bruised my hip bones. Laughing, Tawny cuddled against Judd. When’s the wedding? Once Judd started laughing, I flipped them off and looked at my menu. We’re fuck buddies. Nothing more. Judd nodded. Makes sense. A man of your stupidity couldn’t handle a relationship. Best to keep your life simple. She’s hot. That’s all I care about. She is hot, Tawny said, smiling easier now. She could probably land a rich guy with those looks. Did you just call me poor? I only mean she could get someone better than a manwhore with commitment issues. Fuck you, I said and Judd looked ready to hit me. I could commit if I wanted to. If I wasn’t expecting to die soon, I’d commit all over the fucking place. You don’t even have a pet. Who would take care of my pet when I died? If it was a cat, we’d take it in. Judd frowned. No more cats. One more wouldn’t hurt. In fact, if we have a bunch of cats, people will stop asking when we’re having a kid. Judd’s frown disappeared. Another cat wouldn’t be the end of the world. Judd’s the one who can’t commit, I muttered. He’s married and we have two cats. We’re plenty committed. You’re the one getting hickeys from a girl who likely will marry someone else in a few months. Why a few months? I don’t know. I just feel like she’ll be married in a few months. A rich guy. Are you psychic now? Yes, I’m going to open a shop and tell people their fortunes. Smiling, Judd kissed her forehead. A businesswoman. That’s sexy. Don’t even think about ditching me again so you two can fuck. You can hump each other later. Oh, we will, Tawny said, waving over the waitress.
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