The first step towards true enlightenment is to lighten up on yourself.
It's great that people are basically spending their two weeks of vacation to come out and be with us in some weird part of the world. And I think we owe it to them to take 'em to some cool places.
Any foolish boy can stamp on a beetle, but all the professors in the world cannot make a beetle.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Tweet others the way you want to want to be tweeted.
By far the greatest danger of Artificial Intelligence is that people conclude too early that they understand it.
Hope is a waking dream.
I consider my mom and all my sisters my friends.
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...
You were born to be amazing.
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age.